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Golfing with Moses and Jesus |
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One day Moses and Jesus are out golfing.
Moses is first up at the tee. He prepares his shot and swings. PLOP
into the lake. Moses walks over to the lake, parts the water, retrieves
his ball and hits it in the hole.
Jesus is second to the tee. He prepares his shot and swings. PLOP into
the lake. Jesus goes to the lake, walks on the surface of the water,
and retrieves his ball, and puts it in the hole.
Next is an old man. The man prepares his shot and swings. The ball hits
a tree, and starts heading for the lake. Then a gust of wind picks up
the ball and puts it on the fairway. Suddenly there is an earthquake,
and the ball rolls all the way to the green about 2 in. short of the
hole. Then a squirrel runs by and knocks it in the hole. “Hole in one”
says the old man.
Moses leans towards Jesus and says, “ I hate playing with your dad”
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