*Pick Up*
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
*Brief Pause*
"Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean
it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead!"
*Long Pause*
*Longer Pause*
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?... Is this 486-5731?" |
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One day Moses and Jesus are out golfing.
Moses is first up at the tee. He prepares his shot and swings. PLOP
into the lake. Moses walks over to the lake, parts the water, retrieves
his ball and hits it in the hole.
Jesus is second to the tee. He prepares his shot and swings. PLOP into
the lake. Jesus goes to the lake, walks on the surface of the water,
and retrieves his ball, and puts it in the hole.
Next is an old man. The man prepares his shot and swings. The ball hits
a tree, and starts heading for the lake. Then a gust of wind picks up
the ball and puts it on the fairway. Suddenly there is an earthquake,
and the ball rolls all the way to the green about 2 in. short of the
hole. Then a squirrel runs by and knocks it in the hole. “Hole in one”
says the old man.
Moses leans towards Jesus and says, “ I hate playing with your dad” |
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